croutoncat:

i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now

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goldenclitoris:

goldenclitoris:

what do u call an alligator in a vest

an investigator

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alxesi:

will.i.pm

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petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

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catswithbenefits:

catswithbenefits:

WARNING: DO NOT KISS BIRDS

you might get chirpes

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rhydonmyhardon:

rhydonmyhardon:

why did the goth kid have camouflage on?

he didn’t want to be scene

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thegayloki:

danglingthpider:

rabioheab:

rabioheab:

i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

don’t be a celsiass

its too fahrenlate 

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calliotp:

do you think shakira has shakirity guards 

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